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Joke of the Day
A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge. He took her up to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent. Hoping to impress her, he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions of famous authors and offered he a glass of wine.He asked her if she preferred Port or Sherry and she said,"Oh Sherry by all means. To me it is the nectar of the gods, Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation. When the stopper is removed and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy. It seems as though I'm about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow. The sounds of a thousand violins being softly played fills my ears and I am transported into another world." "On the other hand, Port gives me gas." |
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Daily Brain Bender
We are all around, yet to us you are half blind. Sunlight makes us invisible, and difficult to find. What are we?The Answer to Yesterday's Useless Riddle:
Every day, a cyclist crosses the border between France and Germany carrying a bag. No matter ho much customs officials investigate him, they do not know what he is smuggling. Do you?
Answer: Bicycles
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Daily Quip
"My crazy brother-in-law! I wish he would learn a trade; that way we'd know what kind of work he's out of."
- Henny Youngman
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